I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

I had a marriage that I came to in the same way everybody else comes to a marriage. We all take chances when we get married.

Down with Dukes of Hazzard!

All those animals live a pretty dreary life, then they get chopped up and put on a griddle.

If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.

Everybody I've ever worked with - 99.9 percent of the time, I've had a successful or very agreeable experience with.

Great acting can be almost a psychotic mix of self-consciousness and unself-consciousness. And thats the terrible conflict. You have to be free to jump off into that volcano and you have to be pathologically self-conscious.