If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

If you do get married, get a prenup. It's not about money at all. It's about having a document that states how you'll dissolve your marriage while you still have a shred of respect for each other.

Only one thing counts in this life - get them to sign on the line that is dotted.

The leadership class of the Republican Party is a conservative Christian loony bin. The leadership of the Republican Party are a bunch of sociopathic maniacs who have their lips super-glued to the ass of the conservative right.

I feel I'm two people: I have my interest in acting and I have a lot of other political interests I'd like to pursue.

If Obama was white, he’d be up by 17 points.