If we were in another country, we would stone Henry Hyde to death and we would go to their homes and kill their wives and their children. We would kill their families, for what they’re doing to this country.

Most women in leading roles are very boyish looking. The one girl working right now who I think is a real beauty in a classic sense - the only real 12-cylinder engine - is Catherine Zeta-Jones.

I consider myself a pretty good conversationalist, but you wind up being downgraded to idiot status when you don't speak the language!

I wanted to be president of the United States. I really did. The older I get, the less preposterous the idea seems.

Success begets success. I've been offered a lot of movies now that '30 Rock' has been successful.

[American family court] is a system that is corrupt on his best day. It is like being tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged down a gravel late at night. No one can hear your cries and complaints and it is not over until they say it's over.

I don't think I really have a talent for movie acting. I'm not bad at it, but I don't think I really have a talent for it.