My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.