Oh my god will you shut the front door already!

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.

Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.