My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.
You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!
Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.
I don't know if Jerry Lawler got here in a plane, or a time machine.
If he's the king, I'm the prince.