Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

Yeah, because I'm the one with the long hair and the pouty lips right?

Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.

Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

What are you two doing flirting with this nerd? I told you, you are supposed to be in charge of the 50 dancing girls I had set up for Miz's celebration.