I'm not afraid of a party!

And if you're not buying my dinnner or you think you fancy, you're not getting a date with The Miz!

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

Oh my god! Would you shut the front door already?! Look at you walking out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did. Whatchu think you fancy, huh? Look, uh, sweetheart, I don't speak Gucci or anything, but I'll give it my best shot.

The Miz can out brawl Randy Orton. Out wrestle him, out shine him, out smart him and out class him.

I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.