You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!
Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.
You can't say the secret word!
I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!
My name is Alex Riley and I've been signed to a personal services contract for The Miz.
Welcome to Miz-fest 2010! It's all going A-Ry.