I even fold this mans underwear and I like it!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, don't change the channel, this is monday night raw and The Miz is the WWE champion.

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

Whether you like it or not, this man is the future of the WWE and I really wouldn't talk to him like that. Because he is The Miz and he is awesome.

Look at you walkin' out here with your hair done, nails done, everything did, what you think you fancy huh?!

You're the WWE Champion and I would never let you down!

Just when it's the two of us, he doesn't whine as much.