I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

We share a lot in common, attitude wise.

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

If he's walking around with the title, whose right and whose wrong? He's awesome. And I'm his protege, so what does that make me? That makes me awesome as well.

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!