Me and Miz are one and the same. I share some of the qualities he has and I need to learn some things from him, but there's absolutely no jealousy here between the two of us.

Randy Orton is dangerous and that man is delusional!

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

Does my hair look alright? Of course, it looks alright. Why am I asking you for? ...We get lunch right? ...Can we get this thing going? I gotta meet my girlfriend for a martini.

I thought that was fantastic. We were working on that the other night, actually.

And frankly, I'm a huge gold digger and The Miz is about to make a lot of money!

Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!