The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!

When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

I don't gamble, because winning a hundred dollars doesn't give me great pleasure. But losing a hundred dollars pisses me off.

The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!

I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.

If you can't be in awe of Mother Nature, there's something wrong with you.

Saying that I've THOUGHT about it doesn't mean that I'm DOING it.