You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!

I had only been a citizen for two weeks when I received a summons to appear for jury duty!

Please phrase your answer in the form of a question.

The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!

Have you ever met a successful person who wasn't restless- who was satisfied with where he or she was in life? They want new challenges. They want to get up and go...and that's one of the reasons they're successful.

We are all experts in our own little niches.

I have an Apple computer, which I use to play Spider Solitaire and do research on the Internet.