I did everything - I did newscasts, I did sports, I did dramas.

My dad drank pretty heavily, and he never missed a day of work in his life. So I never looked at drinking as a serious problem, but drugs to me are a serious problem. I think it's a generational thing. I think older people don't feel as uncomfortable around drinkers as they do around dopers.

The only reason I got into broadcasting was, I needed money to pay for my junior and senior years at college, and they hired me, those fools!

You should never wear a baseball cap when working in close quarters in the attic: You never see that beam above you!

When I finish as the host of 'Jeopardy!' I'm going to go up to Taft in central California. They have a small college there that teaches you about oil drilling.

Saying that I've THOUGHT about it doesn't mean that I'm DOING it.

Sex? Unfortunately, as you get older - and I shouldn't admit this - there are other things that become more important in your daily life.