New Hampshire has always been cheap, mean, rural, small-minded, and reactionary. It's one of the few states in the nation with neither a sales tax nor an income tax. Social services are totally inadequate there, it ranks at the bottom in state aid to education--the state is literally shaped like a dunce cap--and its medical assistance program is virtually nonexistent. Expecting aid for the poor there is like looking for an egg under a basilisk.... The state encourages skinflints, cheapskates, shutwallets, and pinched little joykillers who move there as a tax refuge to save money.
Alexander TherouxThe ears, which master the face of a dunce, are that part of the head which most publishes stupidity.
Alexander TherouxFaculty Meetings are held whenever the need to show off is combined with the imperative of accomplishing nothing.
Alexander Theroux