All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.
The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.
Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.
Los Angeles is seven suburbs in search of a city.