A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

Nothing risque, nothing gained.