A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."

She was like a sinking ship firing on the rescuers.

The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.