A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

It comes from the likes of you! Take what you can get! Grab the chances as they come along! Act in hallways! Sing in doorways! Dance in cellars!

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

You haven't lived until you died in New York.