All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.
A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.
Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.
There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.
At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.
The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.