Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

Reading Proust is like bathing in someone else's dirty water.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.