Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

Babies in silk hats playing with dynamite.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with Oscar Levant that a miracle can't fix.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for the Chicago Tribune.