Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.

There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

It was Mrs. Campbell, for instance, who, on a celebrated occasion, threw her companion into a flurry by describing her recent marriage as "the deep, deep peace of the double-bed after the hurly-burly of the chaise-longue."