At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

His huff arrived and he departed in it.

The scenery in the play was beautiful, but the actors got in front of it.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

A broker is a man who runs your fortune into a shoestring.