At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

The two oldest professions in the world — ruined by amateurs.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

The English have an extraordinary ability for flying into a great calm.

You haven't lived until you died in New York.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.