At 83, George Bernard Shaw's mind was perhaps not quite as good as it used to be, but it was still better than anyone else's.

There's nothing wrong with Oscar Levant - nothing a miracle won't cure.

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

One listens to one's lawyer prattle on as long as one can stand it and then signs where indicated.

Mrs. Patrick Cambell is an aged British battleship sinking rapidly and firing every available gun on her rescuers.

I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it doesn't work. We are supposed to work it.

Today just might be the best day to start seriously thinking about quitting smoking.