Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.

I'm sure a psychologist would see something highly significant in how absent-minded I am. I mean I'd forget my head if it wasn't attached to my neck by muscles, ligaments and my esophagus.

I like the south of Spain, notably for the Moorish influence and the weather.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.