A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

Israel is the Jimmy Saville of nation states.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

People used to think I was just a shouty comic but I was doing stuff about Sartre.