A lot of those comics can't hold down relationships and they've got no other life apart from performing. They sleep in their Jags and a lot of them can't even talk. All they can do is tell gags.

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

I don't think I'd ever get thin, but I don't see why I should necessarily think that I couldn't You can't live your life for your routines.

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city.

People aren't universally heroic.

My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?