Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

I liked 35 and in both my novels that is the age of the lead characters. I tried making them my age but they just seemed to keep moaning about stuff.

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.'

If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.

There's a part of me that still hates everything, and my natural view default setting is still very cynical and dark

The optimum frequency with which comedians should do a series is every year. I do one every three years. My audience is literally dying off.

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.