Dire Straits is a great band. Someone tells you they like ""Brothers in Arms"" and immediately you know they're a stupid annoying git.
Alexei SaylePeople are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
Alexei SayleNow, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.
Alexei Sayle