Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

I did six series for the BBC and that was enough. I've been writing for ten years, which is more challenging artistically.

I think that my ideas of the world are that it's random and cruel but kind of quite comical really, and therefore the humour, in a sense, springs from that.

For me, the showbiz memoir is uninteresting - you want to tell people something they don't know about.

Even a blind dog can find a bone every so often.

Everyone I used to work with is still alive and can afford expensive lawyers.

First off, I have to mention what is undoubtedly the greatest phenomenon of the modern era: All You Can Eat Buffets.