Most of the Communists I knew were nice people.

Americans have different ways of saying things. They say 'elevator', we say 'lift'... they say 'President', we say 'stupid psychopathic git.

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

I always thought communism was crap, really.

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you.

However, my problems with my memory are further complicated by the fact that while I don't have any recollection of things I have actually done, I have very vivid recollections of loads of things that I haven't done.

I exist as an annexe of the BBC. I'm down the road a bit from the main building, in a little hut.