Man does not live by murder alone. He needs affection, approval, encouragement and, occasionally, a hearty meal.

I'm not against the police; I'm just afraid of them.

Disney has the best casting. If he doesn't like an actor he just tears him up.

Fear isn't so difficult to understand. After all, weren't we all frightened as children? Nothing has changed since Little Red Riding Hood faced the big bad wolf. What frightens us today is exactly the same sort of thing that frightened us yesterday. It's just a different wolf. This fright complex is rooted in every individual.

I’m frightened of eggs, worse than frightened; they revolt me. That round white thing without any holes, and when you break it, inside there’s that yellow thing, round, without any holes… Brrr! Have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting. I’ve never tasted it.

Someone once told me that every minute a murder occurs, so I don't want to waste your time, I know you want to go back to work.

Cary Grant is the only actor I ever loved in my whole life.