Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

It has been rumored that "Psycho" is so terrifying that it will scare some people speechless. Some of my men hopefully sent their wives to a screening. The women emerged badly shaken but still vigorously vocal.

You think she's pretty, you ought to see my slingshot!

Everything's perverted in a different way.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

In feature films the director is God; in documentary films God is the director.