I always take the audience into account.

A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.

It seems to me that television is exactly like a gun. Your enjoyment of it is determined by which end of it you're on.

Give them pleasure - the same pleasure they have when they wake up from a nightmare.

This weapon [an ax] is primitive but effective. And it's also guaranteed to be fifty-percent painless. You see, it takes two people to operate, and the person at this end [the handle] doesn't feel a thing.