Never turn your back on a friend.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.

It's only a movie, and, after all, we're all grossly overpaid.

There are several differences between a football game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also, there are usually more casualties in a football game. The object of the game is to move a ball past the other team's goal line. This counts as six points. No points are given for lacerations, contusions, or abrasions, but then no points are deducted, either. Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

Cary Grant is the only actor I ever loved in my whole life.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.

Man does not live by murder alone. He needs affection, approval, encouragement and, occasionally, a hearty meal.