Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'

For me, suspense doesn't have any value if it's not balanced by humor.

I'm a writer and, therefore, automatically a suspicious character.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.

Reality is something that none of us can stand, at any time.

I'm not much into rear window ethics.