Always make the audience suffer as much as possible.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

In films murders are always very clean. I show how difficult it is and what a messy thing it is to kill a man.

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

The picture's over. Now I have to go and put it on film.

I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.