Everything's perverted in a different way.

Making a film means, first of all, to tell a story. That story can be an improbable one, but it should never be banal. It must be dramatic and human. What is drama, after all, but life with the dull bits cut out?

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Man does not live by murder alone. He needs affection, approval, encouragement and, occasionally, a hearty meal.

Kicking is very important in football. In fact, some of the more enthusiastic players even kick the ball, occasionally.

To make a great film you need three things - the script, the script and the script.

When an actor comes to me and wants to discuss his character, I say, 'It's in the script.' If he says, 'But what's my motivation?, ' I say, 'Your salary.'