Puns are the highest form of literature.

I would almost say that the best screen actor is the man who can do nothing extremely well.

I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me.

If I won't be myself, who will?

I can't read fiction without visualizing every scene. The result is it becomes a series of pictures rather than a book.

I'm not much into rear window ethics.

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.