Puns are the highest form of literature.

A movie should be as long as one can hold their bladder

There is nothing to winning, really. That is, if you happen to be blessed with a keen eye, an agile mind, and no scruples whatsoever.

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.

Some of our most exquisite murders have been domestic, performed with tenderness in simple, homey places like the kitchen table.

Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it.

Revenge is sweet and not fattening.