I enjoy playing the audience like a piano.

Happiness is a small house, with a big kitchen.

I'm full of fears and I do my best to avoid difficulties and any kind of complications. I like everything around me to be clear as crystal and completely calm.

San Francisco would be a good location for a murder mystery.

One must never set up a murder. They must happen unexpectedly, as in life.

There are several differences between a footballl game and a revolution. For one thing, a football game usually lasts longer and the participants wear uniforms. Also there are more injuries at a football game.

Puns are the highest form of literature.