Our primary function is to create an emotion and our secondary function is to sustain that emotions.

Really, the novelist has the best casting since he doesn't have to cope with the actors and all the rest. -Alfred Hitchcock

I have a feeling that inside you somewhere,there's somebody nobody knows about

The ideal husband understands every word his wife doesn't say.

I always take the audience into account.

Puns are the highest form of literature.

Blondes make the best victims. They're like virgin snow that shows up the bloody footprints.