Revenge is sweet and not fattening.

I am to provide the public with beneficial shocks.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.

Fear isn't so difficult to understand. After all, weren't we all frightened as children? Nothing has changed since Little Red Riding Hood faced the big bad wolf. What frightens us today is exactly the same sort of thing that frightened us yesterday. It's just a different wolf. This fright complex is rooted in every individual.

Drama is real life with all the boring parts cut out.

A glimpse into the world proves that horror is nothing other than reality.

Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.