Where did we get the idea of insultin' folks by pointin' out their age? ... It seems that we think youth is some special accomplishment brought about by the individual himself!

I am lonesome so regular it's like a job I gotta report to every day.

I believe racism has killed more people than speed, heroin, or cancer, and will continue to kill until it is no more.

Some feminists feel that a woman should never be wrong. We have a right to be wrong.

Like snowflakes, the human pattern is never cast twice.

Everybody's got some sin, but if it troubles your heart you're a gentle sinner, just a good soul gone wrong.

That's how women are, always studyin' each other and wonderin' how they look up 'gainst the next.