I'm your top prime cut of meat, I'm your choice, I wanna be elected.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries.

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

My granddad was an evangelist, and my grandma, she was as tough as nails. She watched 'American Bandstand' every day when she was in her 80s, 90s. She loved rock music. I never had anyone in my family that was anti-rock n' roll.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.