It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

Some maniac butcher is trying to hack away your balls.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

We just set it up and recorded it the way we played it. But that was the way we played it then.

I'll take you to the deepest, darkest, hottest lover's lane for a little spark in the dark.

Oh, I love to lie. That's one of my favorite things in the world, coming up to somebody, especially press people, and telling them some enormous lie that couldn't possibly be true.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.