Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

Please clean your plate dear, the Lord above can see ya. Don't you know people are starving in Korea.

The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell