Welcome to my nightmare, I think your going to like it.

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.

What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland, and New Mexico. Another thing to consider is that all three of those destinations are good places to play golf. So there's possibly some connection between aliens and golf.

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy.

Stick a needle in your arm, you bite the dust, you buy the farm.

It's like this - these five members have been influenced of course by other groups, because that's where this generation's groups came from - an environment like the Beatles, the Rolling Stones, the Yardbirds, and The Who. People like that.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it