If you could use your brain like you use your ass.

I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.

I'm hidden in the scream when the virgin dies, I'm the ache in the belly when your baby cries, and I'm the burning sensation when the convict fries.

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

Do you feel your best when your strung out on your morphine and meth?

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.