If you could use your brain like you use your ass.

My ultimate goal will be my being told in a Penthouse letter that I can frame.

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.

We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.

Every single night, there seemed to be the same seven or eight guys - Harry Nilsson, myself, Mickey Dolenz, Bernie Taupin, Keith Moon when he was in town. It was actually sort of a social club - drinking club - for rock stars that drank - seriously drank.

It's a big flash of all these things and whatever you take out of that statement's one statement, one mind, one statement, one act, one show, and all the songs are one.

Nurse Rozetta, I won't let her catch me peering down her sweeter.