The minute you step onstage, you get eight feet taller.
The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.
Two of the guys that were honorary Vampires - Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix - had already died at 27. And they were certainly archangels in our group.
Yet I was Marilyn Manson - times 10.
Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.
If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.