You ain't no Hepburn and I ain't no Fonda, but if you were drowning in Golden Ponda, mouth to mouth I'd resuscitate you.

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

I was one thing at one time, and I'm something new. I'm a new creature now. Don't judge Alice by what he used to be. Praise God for what I am now.

All sliced up and sealed tight in baggies. Guess love makes you do funny things.

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

When I was a kid and my parents started talking about politics, I'd run to my room and put on the Rolling Stones as loud as I could. So when I see all these rock stars up there talking politics, it makes me sick... If you're listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you're a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.