My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

Slade was the coolest band in England. They were the kind of guys that would push your car out of a ditch.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.