Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

She's cool in bed, as she ought to be, cuz Ethyl's dead.

On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

I got a muscle of love.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

Why be boring? Have some fun. Rock shows should be like movies: I don't go to a movie hoping it'll change my life.

When you believe in God, you've got to believe in the all-powerful God. He's not just God, He's the all-powerful God and He has total control over everyone's life. The Devil, on the other hand, is a real character that's trying his hardest to tear your life apart.