I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

That's like making fun of a maniac because his brain isn't completely right, because he isn't in the norm.

On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.