I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.

Pull my trigger, I get bigger, then I'm lots of fun. I'm your gun, I'm your gun, gun, gun.

I have never made fun of religion. Religion is something I don't even want to mess with, because I am really afraid of the clouds opening up and my being struck by lightning.

Golf is the crack of sports. If you hit five good shots, you know you can hit six good shots. The next time you hit six good shots, you know you can hit seven.

We just set it up and recorded it the way we played it. But that was the way we played it then.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get