On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

Reverend Smith, he recognized me and punched me in the nose.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

Love's a loaded gun and it shoots to kill.