On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

Militant mothers hiding in the basement using pots and pans as their shields and their helmets.

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll is easy. True christianity…that's rebellion.

There's a little Spinal Tap in all of us.

If you get earaches, I'd turn my volume down a notch or two for you. Cause I will do anything for you.

Old enough to be drafted but not old enough to vote.

You were out on tour, 75 cities in 80 days, and then making records on top of it. And they started calling us the Hollywood Vampires 'cause anybody only saw us at night.