On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

I hear you calling and it's needles and pins (And pins) I want to hurt you just to hear you screaming my name Don't want to touch you but you're under my skin (Deep in) I want to kiss you but your lips are venomous poison

Throughout my life, there are four people I've met who were truly original people. The other three were Groucho Marx, Jim Morrison and Pablo Picasso.

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good.

Never be late. When you're late, what you're saying is that your time is more important than the other person's time. That's pretty egotistical.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

If you blink your eyes or go get a Coke, you've missed 10 things.