On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

Every good band in the world was a cover band first. The Beatles were and the Stones were. Everybody was a cover band.

Women on the streets want money when we meet. I take them for a little ride, chop, chop, chop.

Dead Babies can take care of themselves, dead Babies can´t take things off the shelf.

Scoring high in procreation, got an A studying female anatomy.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

Baby, shut up and let me drink the wine from your fur tea cup.