On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

Everybody was at the top of their game at that point, in the early '70s.

If I spray it on the seat, lady gonna tie a big knot in the meat.

No more pencils, no more books, no more teachers' dirty looks, when the teacher rings the bell, drop your books and run like hell

The two most joyous times of the year are Christmas morning and the end of school.

You were out on tour, 75 cities in 80 days, and then making records on top of it. And they started calling us the Hollywood Vampires 'cause anybody only saw us at night.

I can't get my wrists to bleed, just don't know why suicide appeals to me.