I can't go to school, cause I don't have a gun. I ain't got a gun, cause I ain't got a job. I ain't got a job, cause I can't go to school.

Every rock'n'roll band I know, guys with long hair and tattoos, plays golf now.

If you were to say to me that you needed a romantic and sentimental song in four hours, I would have that song written in four hours.

It used to be said: As GM goes, so goes America. Now it's: As Starbucks goes, so goes America.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

She wears high tech Devo suit, she changed her name to Xerox, she hides quaaludes in her boots.

We can only take it so far, because man can only take it so far, lower self can only take it so far, and you have to realize that the public is only at a certain place.