They say that golf isn't a contact sport. Not the way that we play it

On stage, I'm this figure, this actor, who does things that people aren't used to seeing and I relish in that reaction. In real life, though, I play golf, I shop and I walk around with no makeup on and my hair in a ponytail. I may not be the typical middle-aged Joe, but I'm closer to normal than you think.

Besides, when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn't already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that's a good reason right there to vote for Bush.

It's not like we did something wrong. We just burned down the church while the choir within sang religious songs.

While friends and lovers mourn your silly grave, I have other uses for you, darling. I love the dead.

So what this is is us, our personalities refined down on to a stage performance. In other words, the way we play is the end product of the way we live - we live in the cities, you see.

Why don't you pass the gun around and give everyone a shot.