I was nervous. I mean, I'd met the Beatles, and Elvis, and everybody, but this was Salvador Dalí . This was like my history.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey stoopid.

The sicker our fans get, the sicker we'll get

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

I'm not crazy about country-western music. But the lyrics are good. "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" is pretty clever.

He lies right at you, you know you hate this game. He slaps you once in a while and you live and love in pain.

I wanna be in the headlines, anything to be in the headlines.