I don't know, but I've been told, the streets of hell are paved with gold.

God gives you a life and says, 'Okay, what are you going to do with it?'

Why are we rock stars? Because we're morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.

People that haven't seen us yet are shocked because they think that Alice Cooper must be a female folksinger. They don't expect the whole thing.

School's out forever, school's been blown to pieces.

He thinks about his teacher in his literary class, he's staring at her legs.

You know it's always funny - the more legend awards you get, the closer you get to the grave, I guess, i am going full strength right now so it's great to get these while you're alive, I'd hate to get them after you're dead.